Belgium Dip

When you have so much diarrhea that the toilet bowl fills up and the tip of your penis dips into the crap (usually by accident), so it has a nice even coat of shit on it when you pull it out.

Employee 1: "I felt like shitting all day long, but somehow held it... and when I finally shitted, I nearly flooded the toilet in milkshake consistency shit"

Employee 2: "Oh damn, did your junk touch your shit?"

Employee 1: "Yeah dude, I gave myself a Belgium dip!"

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belgium waffle

One girl sits on knees while two nice gentlemen shoot cum ropes diagonally across her face.

Ya, I enjoyed making her be'cum' a belgium waffle.

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Pull A Belgium

To seem as if one has completely lost a battle at first, but eventually defeats the opponent with an unexpected comeback, luring the opponent into false hope.

Refers to the Belgium vs Japan World Cup 2018 round of 16 match where Belgium won 3-2, yet Japan was once up 2-0 before conceding three straight goals to close the game. Japan thought they had it.

Example 1

Andy: Bro, did you study for the test?

Brad: Nah man, I barely read the materials..

Andy: Me too. Just gotta let it flunk
Brad: Yeah, couldn't agree more..

Andy: What did you get?

Brad: Ummm... A
*Andy gets an F*

Andy: Damn bro, is this what you call flunking?
Charlie: That's how you pull a belgium on someone

Belgium Hug

When someone from Belgium gives you a hug. These hugs can be syrupy sweet and you may feel somewhat like a waffle after the hug. If you are lucky you may be a waffle and get eaten after said hug.

I melted like butter after I was hugged by my Belgium friend. I recommend a Belgium Hug to everyone.

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belgium breakfast

a breakfast consisting of delicious belgium waffles and other related breakfast items
the waffles can contain walnuts and caramel to make them extra tasty

Hey Mike! can i come over to your house this weekend for a belgium breakfast

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belgium steamer

its when u have sex then poop on your girls back

''did you give her a belgium steamer?'' from the deuce bigalow movie

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belgium scratch

When a penis/dildo is going into another man's penis. Google search Kids in a Sandbox.

Justen: "Hey, Greg, want a Belgium Scratch?"
Greg: "Oh, hells yeah man! I already have a pencil in my ass."

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