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A wake-up call to learn how to invest your own money instead of relying on others to do a worse job than you could have done guessing.
Don't Bernie Madoff your investments. Do it yourself and avoid poverty.
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The phenomenon where Bernie Sanders is
actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
All my friends are voting for him, so he has to win!
Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
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the special boy with a ginge minge he’ll happily shit on your face cum on your bag
sexiest ginger ( apart from our lord and saviour ed obviously 🙄) #fannyflaps #horseporn #toes
lil bernie ate my shit last night 😩😅🤞❤️
lil bernie is a little lad
lil bernie > R kelly
A bottle of mouth wash, cheaper then the average normal pint, used to get a quick cheap buzz on.
Bobby: Man i was so trashed last night
Fred:What did you drink?
Bobby: Well we were gonna get a fifth, but tom couldn't get money , so we had to buy a bernie pint.
Whilst having anal sex in a homeless shelter, the anal giver removes the penis and rubs any debris on a piece of bread. The couple simultaneously eat the sandwich saying "Bernie" in an extended high pitched voice
Person 1: "Have you been charitable this christmas?"
Person 2: " Yes, just yesterday i gave out a Bernie Butty"
Feeeeeeeeeeel The Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn!
Imma Bernie Sanders your Life.
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Any person who has spent any time at a certain girl's camp in sundridge who spends most of her time eating cheese, trading silly bands (no matter what age the camper may be), trying to guess what the next meal might be and complaining about the weather, and are confused about things such as running water, mild showers, technology and boys. Hence why they obsess over maintenance and kitchen staff.
Girl #1: It's too hot and sunny out today! I don't want to be outside!
Girl #2: You're such a Bernie Pal.
Girl #1: OMG. I just had a Bernie Pal moment. That guy on the tractor is so good looking.
Girl #1: What's electricity?
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