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(v.) beveragize
1. to drink alcohol aimlessly through boredom.
2. to relax with the use of alcohol
With her day off, she decided to stay home and beveragize.
Committed when you distinctly say no milk or sugar in your tea or coffee but your drink comes with them with or without.
Susan! I've committed a Beverage boo boo!
What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".
If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.
If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:
First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.
Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.
And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.
A beverage for stereotypic white girls who wear uggs typically from Starbucks
Marrissa did you order a white beverage with your platinum Starbucks card?
The ability to be able to provide beverages to you and your friends on an occasion of most likely marijuana smoking.
Man 1: Hey dude, do you think you could bring some beverages with you.
Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.
Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability
A person who has loose standards regarding the naming and preparation of beverages.
The bartender, clearly a beverage relativist, served me Pepsi when I'd definitely asked for a Coke.
Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.