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The Bible

A book used to control the masses with a false threat and reward system.
See: George W. Bush, mind control

Do what your told like the bible teaches.

by The Kryptonian April 7, 2005

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Bibleness

Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.

Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness

by Gronimal September 20, 2010


BIBLE

Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3 all the way up to Shrek 420 and that is what the BIBLE

Honey where is my SHrek movie/ BIBLE

by longfong12 February 4, 2019

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The Bible

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!

The Bible is a waste of time!

by the last name meadows is gay August 14, 2011

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The Bible

An egotistical autobiography people put in the fiction section at times.

Church: "Did You Read The Bible"
Priest: "No"
Church: "Get The Hell Out Then"

by ThyOfThee January 25, 2021

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bible

Many sheets of acid stacked on top of each other.

My friend just got a bible and he gave me a sheet from it!

by greyseraph December 3, 2006

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The bible

The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)

Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible!
Brandon: Hellz yeah!

by Biblebasher69 January 4, 2011

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