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Bill Clinton

Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.

"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)!"

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

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Bill Clinton

In 1992, Bill Clinton was a not-so-popular small southern senator who, despite speculation of many, won the Democratic Primaries. He ran against current incumbent George Bush I. Even though he was jeered at first and nobody believed he would have a chance, he eventually won the election by a landslide. His first term was generally a time of growing economy and good progress which made it easy for him to defeat Bob Dole in 1996 by an even bigger landslide than 1992. However, by most people his second term is remembered more for its scandals such as the Monica Lewinsky scandal in which the president was impeached for lying about his sexual relations with an intern. This severely marred his reputation and the reputation of his administration (which is often blamed for Gore's defeat since he could no longer rely on Clinton's popularity). He exited presidency in 2000 and retired. In 2004 he underwent bypass heart surgery.

Bill Clinton was a controversial figure but achieved a lot.

by axon December 30, 2005

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Bill Clinton

Former U.S. president whose cum stains are all over the floor of the Oval Office from when he banged Monica Lewinsky.

Me: Bill, why would you do Monica Lewinsky? Don't you have any good taste in women?

Bill Clinton: Well, she's an upgrade from Hillary!

by Woody K. November 29, 2012

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Bill Clinton

DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!!

Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"

by sithhead January 24, 2009

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bill clinton

a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president

Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"

by Conrad February 17, 2004

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Bill Clinton

Was the 42nd president of the United States of America. He was inaugurated on January 20, 1993 and left office on January 20, 2001. He was the last president of the 20th century

Bill Clinton was impeached in 1999

Bill Clinton almost became a first man

by Clarksons Malarkes January 3, 2019


Bill Clinton

Nominated for Game Of The Year 2022

'I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton'

by JokerMain666 December 20, 2022