When you black out from drinking and usually wake up in a room or house that isn’t yours.
“Dude did you hear about Sean he drank so much and Birched last night”
When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.
Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"
Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’
Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.
He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.
Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road
Gets sucked off by rhian everyday and she can't deny it or she is big gay and wants to fuck Lewis
Alex birch is gay
Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole
Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be
Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin
Lady boy lover and all round good guy x
‘Rip It Up’
‘My names birch. Show us your tits’