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Why am I getting emails from PayPal about bitcoin? That's gotta be a scam, right?
Hym "I don't even have paypal installed on my phone and you better fucking believe I wouldn't buy any fucking bitcoin. That better be a scam. I better not be getting identity thefted... This is some bullshit. A bill for 432.08!? For what!? That's gotta be a scam. They want me to click on the pdf and that's going to install some malware and then before you know it they're going to be selling pictures of my tits on the interwebs... On sale now! $7.99 a pop... Plus shipping and handling... Stainless steel picture frame included with every purchase... Buy 2 and get a free jar of my bath-water..."
Bitcoin is to bitch; what heck is to hell. Used to avoid swearing.
That girl cut me off! What a bitcoin!
A digital asset that has gained currency in decentralized Ponzi schemes, which makes it virtually impossible to catch the bad actors (criminals, hackers, money launderers, drug & human traffickers, …); it also serves as safe virtual money to protect the wealth of those who live in developing countries beset with hyperinflation.
Once dubbed an “index of money laundering,” bitcoin is often confused with blockchain, which is a system of recording information that is almost impossible to change or forge.
A word used by broke people so sound rich in front of their investor friends
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Bitcoin (abbreviation: BTC; sign: ₿) is a decentralized digital currency that can be transferred on the peer-to-peer bitcoin network. Bitcoin transactions are verified by network nodes through cryptography and recorded in a public distributed ledger called a blockchain. The cryptocurrency was invented in 2008 by an unknown person or group of people using the name Satoshi Nakamoto. The currency began use in 2009, when its implementation was released as open-source software.: ch. 1 The word bitcoin was defined in a white paper published on 31 October 2008. It is a compound of the words bit and coin. No uniform convention for bitcoin capitalization exists; some sources use Bitcoin, capitalized, to refer to the technology and network and bitcoin, lowercase, for the unit of account. The Wall Street Journal, The Chronicle of Higher Education, and the Oxford English Dictionary advocate the use of lowercase bitcoin in all cases.
Fuck you i just wrote an entire essay on bitcoin
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