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When one person takes cocain and places it up their butt, after that happenes another person puts their nose up to the other persons butt and they breaks wind. While the person breaks wind the cocain will fly out and the other person will snort it as it comes out.
Jon: Hey what did you do last night that you cancled?
Bob: I got some cocain and i wanted to do the blizzard with my girlfriend.
Jon: How did that go?
Bob: suprisingly well..... Kinda stinky
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V. To "Make it Blizzard" is The act of throwing diamonds in the air in a public or private setting to express your immence wealth.
You know how that rapper that was at the strip club the other day and made it rain?? There was 100 dollar bills everywhere! But yesterday this Saudi Prince was there, and he Made it BLIZZARD! People were stepping on each other to get those dimonds!
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Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.
The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?
Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.
The ultimate in flavor, the combination of Nerds Candy and soft vanilla ice cream. Sadly, Dairy Queen seems to have stopped carrying Nerds blizzards.
However, they're fairly easy to create at home, and you can summon a pale ghost of the flavor by mixing Nerds and milk in your mouth.
I lie awake at night, dreaming of Nerds Blizzards. I curse the day Dairy Queen stopped selling them. Curse it!!
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The Chicago Blizzard can be a great pleasure for both the male and female. You first must aquire a snorkel and fill it with some cocaine. Then you fill the snorkle with the cocaine then insert the snorkle into the vagina. Then blow into the snorkle and the cocaine will flow into the vagina giving the girl great pleasure. You then fuck your girl doggie style to keep the fun going. To top it all off you nut all over her face and tits.
Joseph: Bro did you see Rebecca she was looking a little different today
Shane: That's because I gave her the Chicago Blizzard
a massive crowd of black people.
"Holy shit Max, this mall is a fucking nigger blizzard!"
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