hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

Blossom Dance

A powerful move used by Dunban in the JRPG Xenoblade Chronicles.

Born from the world of strife, against the odds, we choose to fight! Blossom Dance!

blossom poo

A MASSIVE POO EXPLISION

P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it

turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

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Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom

Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.

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Cunt Blossom

A full blown cunt, at it's max. More than a bitch. Cunt Blossoms never die, or go out of season. Kill them all.

She is such a cock sucking Cunt Blossom.

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whore blossom

1. An unsightly zit or open sore in the genital area or breasts of a woman.

2. The nasty razor rash that appears several days after shaving the vaginal area.

I was at the stripper bar, and this chick on stage was really hot, but then she took off her shorts and she had this nasty Whore Blossom

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