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Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
The act of cunnilingus performed while the recipient is taking a massive dump.
The Australian woman will not marry a man, if he will not perform sprinkle blossom on the third week of every month.
P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it
1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.
George Bush is a turd blossom himself.
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The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.
Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom
Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?
Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.
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A full blown cunt, at it's max. More than a bitch. Cunt Blossoms never die, or go out of season. Kill them all.
She is such a cock sucking Cunt Blossom.
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1. An unsightly zit or open sore in the genital area or breasts of a woman.
2. The nasty razor rash that appears several days after shaving the vaginal area.
I was at the stripper bar, and this chick on stage was really hot, but then she took off her shorts and she had this nasty Whore Blossom
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