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A knife that has a size from large to Triple XL. There's no such thing as a medium or small Bowie knife as the knives are very large almost the size of machetes typically used by serial killers like Michael Myers or by Western Cowboys.
Guy: I pulled out a Bowie knife and gutted a deer that I shot.
he reminds us of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
He do!
Do what?
REMINDS US OF THE BABE.
person im talking to: *casually mentions David Bowie*
me as soon as as i hear the true name of Ziggy Stardust:I SAW MY BAAABYYY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY
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The hottest man in the whole universe.
-“Do you know who is David Bowie”
-“No, Who is he?”
-“The sexiest guy in the story of humanity”
Solomon Bowie is a BOT BURGERR
Brriing Briiiing *click* moshi moshi, Solomon Bot Burger desu
Solomon Bowie how could you lose the 1v1 20 times in a row, you're actually a bot burger
When a man does anal to a bowie cheerleader, then cums in her anus and after pees on her back, and after barks really loud
The man gave the Bowie bulldog to the cheerleader at Bowie
The Greatest Assassin of ALL TIME!
Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.
Person a: "Did you know that David Bowie killed JFK, Martin Luther King, Judas, the real Stephen Hawking, 2pac, and Brutus?"
Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"
Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"
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A song written by jam band Phish, lyrics include: David Bowie, UB 40. over and over.
dude, that 35 minute david bowie from the 5/20/03 show is one crunchy groove man!
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