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Braeden

The type of guy to frequently touch his hair. For some reason, a Braeden always has a reason to not do something but ends up doing it anyway. He has a complicated past with romance and hates hearing about it. He has an average cock, but could easily please you in bed. If you ever encounter a Braeden, just know he's a respectful young man who has a passion for his music. He's cute, loveable, and will totally simp for you. Also he has a foot fetish.

Person "Hey are you Braeden?"
Braeden " Yes!"
Person "I could tell from your average cock"

by Nosers December 26, 2022


Braeden

Braeden is a funny, kind, sweet, and loving person. He may be a bit socially awkward and dumb, but when you become close friends with him, you learn that he is socially awkward and an overall utter dumbass… In a good way of course. (Not really) Anyways, he is a great person and the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.

Why is Braeden so stupid and hot at the same time?

Braeden is the best person ever.

by mattress._ May 20, 2022


Braeden

A person who is both mad and balding

"that guy is totally Braeden"
"yeah his hairline is running for the trenches and he's always angry"

by Idkm8thisisathrowawayforajoke September 13, 2020


Braeden

Your typical hockey boy. Got the flow, naturally buff, but also a oftentimes a douchebag

Drew: Yo I heard Braeden banged Callisto after the hockey game in the change room and then immediately dumped her, what a douchebag

by Rhodesians Never Die July 22, 2023


braeden

a kid who thinks he is sick cause he has v2 airpods.he thinks he can get millies pussy because he has cash

man Braeden is a faggot

by hdufdhsui April 1, 2019


braeden

the best mother fucker in the lands. he is so super duper hot. his hair is smooth and creamy. sex with da bois is so much funner when he is involved. looking at him makes me have fifteen orgasms in a row. i love braeden. you can also call him bread.

Braeden, I love you.

by iamsuperhot November 6, 2022


Braeden

He ain’t no bitch

Braeden ain’t nobody’s bitch

by squishmallow96 July 24, 2021