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The greatest singer to exist. He is incredible. Also he sings for Panic! at the Disco. He’s also the only person who can make tens of thousands of people say “whore” at the same time. He is the narrator and this is just the prologue.
He goes by:
mr. disco
beebo
breadbin urine
the new cancer
the one who hates open doors
a villain vying for attention from a girl
a fucking arsonist
a rocket scientist
king of the clouds
a bot
pete wentz from my chemical romance
he’s the emo punk rock pop rap gospel king and we are idiots in his presence.
girl one: is that brendon urie?
girl two: oh my god! it is!
girl three: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOF
girls one and two: jenna no!
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Did you see that Brendon Urie released nudes tothe public last week?
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Brendon Urie is Jesus and chocolate, just have you heard him and looked at the man like wow
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one of the sexiest, most talented, and overall best people on earth. can sing higher and get higher than most can
Do you know Panic! At the Disco, well the lead singer Brendon Urie is the best person on earth!!
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Brendon Urie. The man who can burn you with his hotness and his angelic voice. Also known as one of the successful one man band. He is just perfect.
Girl: guess what?
Boy: what?
Girl: Brendon Urie is perfect.
Boy: I know.
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The only person that can make these high heels work...
"I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work" -Brendon Urie
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