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police brutality

Police Brutality is lethal and unwarranted force against a civilian.
Police officers do usually get away with it with only minor fines.

Hank: Howdy Officer

Officer Daniels: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Hank: not really...why did you pull me over?

Officer Daniels: i smelled drugs

Hank: from 400 feet away in a enclosed vehicle?

Officer Daniels: your getting off topic

Hank: ok then..can i go now?

Officer Daniels: getting a attitude with me boy?

Hank:no..i just want answers

Officer Daniels: Sir get out of the vehicle

Hank: ok..let me get my id from the dash

Officer Daniels: GUN!!!!!

Hank: do what??

Officer Daniels: get on the ground now!!!!!!

hank im not doing anything heres my license!

*officer daniels hits hank with night stick several times*

Officer Daniels: there...now i feel better about my self.

Hank: i cant feel my arms!

Officer Daniels: too bad so sad :D

Hank: The Police Brutality!!
*officer drives off*
Hank: Oh Why me!! why did they release the rule allowing the officers to beat us law abiding citizens when ever they want!

by Suffery June 30, 2009

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Brutal Dildo

a HUGE dildo inserted in a woman's ass or vagina

holy crap, look at the size of that dildo, its gotta be at least 5 inches thick!

by Greg B August 23, 2005

119๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


brutal doe

A way of response to something that you agree with but wouldn't have said yourself because of it's brutal honesty.

"That Shela is one bitchy cunt."
"Damn son! Brutal doe.

by Lil_tate June 18, 2014


Brutal wank

When one masturbates in a violent manor causing pain and perhaps blood in the genital area

Hey Davey your mums so hot i had a brutal wank of my 12 inch dong , it was only 3 inchs after such a hardcore session

by you are not a jedi yet September 8, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


brutal experience

Having and enormous black dildo shoved up your asshole, turning your asshole inside-out

Kream's brutal experience was one for the record books.

by sack attack October 9, 2007

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the brutal cellmate

This is the ONLY sex act that the turd brains who submit disgusting sex acts to UD and are obviously virgin teenage boys with overactive imaginations,will ever experience. Should anyone ever attempt the ridiculous,impossible,violent or illegal sex moves submitted to Urban Dictionary,their future would certainly contain abundant,non-consenting,forceful,prison-style anal sex from a cellmate named Bubba.

My buddy tried the Cleveland Steamer on his wife.She had him arrested and now all he gets is the brutal cellmate.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

105๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brutal Brunswick

The Brutal Brunswick is a vicious anal pounding from two guy at the same time with no lube or sandy petroleum jelly and this act should come with no warning.

I knew that girl was down for anal but damn she handled that Brutal Brunswick like a pro.

by Jdog and Edog K.I. Style March 30, 2009

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