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(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.
A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...
I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.
The definition of chuff burglers are
fanny flaps
e.g....
"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.
or
"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"
or
"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"
or
"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"
or
"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"
The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.
Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast