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A Low Life Town Full of Smuts that Just want to have as many kids as possible , These smuts will even lie about getting pregnant watch out , Other than all the smuts most of the guys are low life's that hang around walmart all the time there is nothing to do in this town and no one worth meeting , There is nothing But low life's with 3 baby daddy's or drama bitches that spend there time trying to find a baby daddy. Everyone is Rude , Ugly , Nasty
ps. You may find a good time at any of the local restaurants most of the nasty smuts are waitresses
Damn , I accidentally had sex with One of those Burke County Bitches , Now I got to pay child support and I got the Herps !!
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Mitchell "Mixell" Burk is an underground music mixer/bootlegger/mash artist in the East Bay Area. He is the underground of the underground, mashing such hit songs as "We Will Rock Me Out", a collaboration af Queen and Franz Ferdinand, and "Hotel Survivor" an intermesh of Akon ft Young Jeezy and The Eagles. He is documented to be the youngest masher on the west coast.
"hey, did you catch that Mixell Burk show the other night?"
"no, I'm under eighteen"
"then go have fun at a Unity show."
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1. The Ultimate Get
Yeah, I know what you mean, yeah! Uh, might I suggest that you try lowering your standards, you know? Because, really, we all would like to date a supermodel, or a fine lady, like, uh, Delta Burke. You know? But, uh, that may not always be possible, and that is why God invented the skank.
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possibly the sexiest boy known to earth always making people laugh by using his whit
Lydia : oh my god i wish i was more like brett burke
jake : dont we all
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Racist screaming man child that has an iq of -6.257 and has random outbursts of unnecessary behavior that everybody laughs at.
Look! That Cody Burke tried to suck his own dick!
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