CJ

Comb Job: stroking girl's hair with penis during sexual intercourse

Dude, I gave that girl a CJ last night!

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CJ

-noun
A greasy male with a pube stache who is an annoying dickbag. "CJ" is oblivious to world around him, thus his personal hygiene suffers greatly. Known to listen to shitty classic rock on iPod speakers hung around his neck.

"CJ" mumbles terrible jokes under his breath, which smells so bad, people believe he has eaten a fart bubble.

All in all, "CJ" is a lazy cunt and gets in the way of people who are actually working.

Derek: Dude, Jim's is a disgusting fuck.
Arthur: We might as well call him CJ.

Pokedex: A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED!
Ash: Its just CJ, you ass monkey.

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CJ

A perfect looking man who has a bunch of friends and he is nice, sweet, funny, and kind. He loves sports like baseball, football and basketball.

Damn Cj Da best

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CJ

The most handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He’s really the best person that’ll make you smile when he smiles and will make you giggle or laugh when he makes a joke that’s not even funny. A CJ has all the girls on him and is popular and he doesn’t even know it. He’s smart and will help you when you don’t get a single thing and is a package deal for which has a nice body and has money.

Friend: Yo i didn’t do the HW can i borrow yours?
CJ: Ya sure go ahead!
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Friend: Yo got a hundred on you and i’ll owe you back.
CJ: Ya and no need to owe me back i got you!

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CJ

is the shortened form that stands for cock juggler.

A person that enjoys (to the point of erection) barehanded cock juggling.

Booby you suck and its all because your such a damn CJ!

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CJ

Slightly.....unintellingent clueless creature who says he targets girls who would be gracing him by using him as a shoerag, while he actually loves his neighbor, who is madly in love with him. He, being totally unreceptive to any signals this neighbor sends him, fears that she does not like him and therefore fakes not liking her. He has recieved every signal possible from his neighbor, including recieving a rose from her on Valentine's, delivered by her friends, while he was surrounded by his friends. Extremely sensitive on the inside, this creature tries to cover it up with a hard, macho exterior. Also klutzy and forgetful.

A boy from WRMS with another initial A.

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CJ

A homosexual who uses cheesecake in the bedroom.

When I went on holiday to Australia, I had a romance with Daniel who's best friend was a CJ

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