CM Punk'd

To get ditched for not giving someone what they want.

Gill: Jim wanted to have sex and i didn't, so he CM Punk'd me.
Sarah: Screw that jerk, you don't need him.

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a 30 (cm)

That BIG BOY from jinx Joo Jaekyung 😩

Did you know the homie from jinx got a 30 (cm)! ✊🏿

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9 cm

A small dick

Me: my dick is 9 cm
Gf:thats too short

CM Punk

CM Punk is a crybaby.

CM Punk couldn't handle working with young wrestlers so he quit (again)

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106 cm

The size of Tsunade’s honkers. In the anime Jiriyah declares to Kakashi that the size of Tsunade’s tits Are at least 106 cm.

“Those are definitely 106 cm” -Jiriyah the Gallant

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CM Punk

Most overrated wrestler EVER. IWC fanboys idolize him, but they don't even know the meaning of "CM". CM stands for "Cock Muncher". It is also important to remark that after January 27 2013, CM Punk fans decided to form part of the Cenation.

Examples:

IWC fan #1: "Best in the world!"

Attitude Era fan #1: "Do you know what CM means? LOL"

IWC fan #2: "CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, Zack Ryder and Wade Barrett should headline every WrestleMania"

Attitude Era fan #2: "Pfff... Those jabronis sucks..."

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CM Punk

To quit like a bitch when you don't get what you want.

Jorge:I was in a relationship with stacy and she wouldn't fuck me so i CM Punk'd
Emile: Damn Bruh

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