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A penis, the male sexual organ.
Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction
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the sacrificial act of not posting what you want to write on Facebook because it really will piss off somebody.
You wouldn't believe how often Trish resorts to Facebook correctness because of her strident political views.
Facebook political correctness politcally correct
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A phenomena perpetuated by politicians, mainly liberals, with the purpose of eliminating stereotypes. This stems from the fact that words now become occasionally associated with negative images. For example: Mexican denotes an illegal immigrant who works for below-minimum wage and doesn't speak English; Black means that a person is on welfare and is a gang member; White conjures the image of someone who is rich, uppity, fake, and wimpy; Southern describes a person as a stupid racist redneck; and Crippled is associated with someone who is old and cannot contribute to society. Ultimately it is a well-intentioned, but nonetheless bad, idea. It is a bad idea because if we start referring to people as "Caucasian" or "African American" then those words will begin to be associated with the same images that "White" and "Black" were. Another reason it will not work is because it tries to change people's thought processes and people generally don't like it when their heads are messed with. It treats people like they are children who don't understand. The third reason it is a terrible idea which will fail is because it is nonsensical: I know several black people who were born in Africa and should be called African Americans. But if a black person is born in England and moves to America would they be called African Americans? Or what about a white person born in Africa? Black Americans or simply Black should be what they are called. In short, Poltical Correctness is an unintelligent idea taken too far.
Boss utilizing Political Correctness: "Hello its nice to meet you Mr. Clancy. It's good to have an African-American on the team here at our store."
Mr. Clancy: "Sir I was born and raised in England, I'm not African and I'm not American you can just call me black."
10 Years into the future: "Okay class now lets read about the United Statesian Revolution and how the Amer- I mean United Statesians defeated the British."
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correcter gramer is grammer thatis correcter
you = yuo
your = yrou
you're = yro'ue
contractions = both words without a space (doesn't = doesnot, won't = willnot) (doesnot include yro'ue)
13 = thirteen
every sentence is in lowercase (with some exceptions for specific names with uppercase characters in the middle)
punctuation outside of commas are rarely utilized
two word verbose insults are common (deluded fool, repulsive heathen, innocent fledgling)
profanity is rarely utilized
no = nno
yes = yyes
what the fuck = wgat vcr cfkc (or any semblance of the phrase with smashed keys)
rarely utilize abirritations, instead calling them by their full name
innocent fledgling: are you braindead?
personal shield generator: itis correcter grammer
innocenter fledgling: wtf is that???
personal shield generator: deluded fool
The Danganronpa OT3 between Correct Solid Facts, 69_XD_REDDIT_420_NO_EMOJIS, and xxxxhhh. These three users all have varying opinons on the het ship Oumeno, and they all created the only 3 definitions for it on Urban Dictionary.
PERSON A: Hey dude, what's Oumeno?
PERSON B: Search it up on Urban Dictionary
A: Alright *searches* wow, there are three definitions!
B: I definetely ship all 3 of those users together! The ship name is Correct Solid_xxxxhhh_420_NO_EMOJIS
When I ask someone to help me with something on my computer and just the act of their coming over seems to fix the problem.
I contacted my IT person because I couldn't access the internet on my computer. When they showed up to fix it, before they even did anything, I was able to access the internet. I call that an 'immaculate correction'.
A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.
Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!
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