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Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.
Something like 8% of guys do it
Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
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When someone puts up videos that are self absorbed and petty.
Wow, BeerBongJohn uses a lot of cactus content in his videos.
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Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.
Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.
the feeling on a woman's legs as a result of not having shaved.
--Steve is mad at me!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
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To get a whole week of errands done in one single day, while high.
Dude! I had such a cactus day today! Got so much shit done and still had time to go for a skate, a surf, a sesh and a good half an hour of FIFA...
V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina or anal cavity.
"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."
"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."
"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"
A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes
damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?