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Caillou

Caillou is a popular children's TV show on PBS Kids and the Sprout Channel. Caillou is a show that ruins children and turns them into liberal piles of garbage. This show will ruin your children if you let them watch it you are a horrible parent.

Kid: Mommy can we watch Caillou?\
Mom: Caillou is a satanic pig that will ruin you and turn you into a snowflake. So no, go set a building on fire you useless 4-year-old.

by yalikejazzornawusatanpig December 19, 2017

12πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Caillou

Caillou is a TV show about a 4 year old kid named caillou. in season 1 he has tantrums so i am neutral to that season because everyone had a tantrum at age 4. it's just unpreventable. Some people say that the reason why caillou is bald is because he don't deserve love and everybody hates him which is not true at all. the real reason is Caillou was initially created as a baby of nine months. When it was time for him to get older, the addition of hair made him unrecognizable. So we decided that Caillou would never have any hair, and he went on to become popular as a little boy who is bald. Caillou’s baldness may make him different, but we hope it helps children understand that being different isn’t just okay, it’s normal. Caillou can be a brat sometimes but most times he is just fine! i know his voice is maybe not the best but some people prefers season 4 to onwards. i would prefer season 2 to onwards but yeah. that is just my opinion. In goanimate he is sometimes a troublemaker and sometimes a kind person

Caillou. i'm busy right now and i can't solve your problems all the time
Goanimate: Caillou, you are grounded for life
But mom, i didn't do anything wrong
I dont care! You are grounded for nothing, go to your room now
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Maxtheanimator January 25, 2019


Caillou

The bald cancer boi who lives in germany

I’m in love with Caillou

by Caillousmommy July 12, 2021


Caillou

A tantrum throwing cunt! It is so fucking stupid his dad Boris does nothing to calm him the fuck down & punish him for his shitty behaviour! You piece of shit! Shushing a shitty altered cunty child is not fucking enough! The hatebase of Caillou is looking forward to Boris assaulting him with a drill gun!

It was used to get more info about that shitty cunt Caillou

by Mr.Dangar May 16, 2020

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Caillou

Caillou is bald because Sophie snatched his weave.

Why is caillou bald?
Sophie snatched his weave

by Skinniestteletubbie March 15, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


caillou

someone that isn't great to anyone else but the forever character .

why are you searching caillou's name in the urban dictionary , silly .

by axtrilll April 10, 2016

19πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


caillou

He's just a kid who's four, each day he grows some more, he likes exploring he's Caillou
So many things to do, each day is something new, he'll share them with you he's Caillou

I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou.

by kekekekkekke July 26, 2018

10πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž