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For $825 it's as bad is coal. Not something you want on your Christmas wishlist unless you are looking for a pack of stickers or a wax seal on a string!
Did you see the chanel advent calendar series on tiktok?
Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.
There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?
The philosophy that because the first day of Spring is on March 21st, all winter weather must cease to exist.
Johnny: Wait, it's snowing in April??
Jack: C'mon weather, follow the Law of the Calendar!!!
are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary
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If you are an advent calendar it means you are something different everyday, sometimes you might be sweet, sometimes you might be savory.
Dude! Why are you being such an advent calendar today! Ugh! Fuck you!
In basketball, when one player dunks on another so many times that a calendar could be created consisting of dunk photos.
Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.
That was the definition of calendarize last night. Blake Griffin calenderized Aron Baynes in game 1. Poor guy was getting thrown down on every time he looked up.