A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers
As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!
A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection
Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing
Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.
Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.
despite what most people think its not a part of the leg its a cow but alot smaller usually referred to as a baby cow
son:look mom a baby cow
mom: thats a calf
A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.
welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities
A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.
Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf