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The act of having sex on a beach with a woman whilst a large amount sand is present in her vagina.
“Last night this girl, Kathryn, asked me to do a Californian Fallujah with her; It was weird as fuck.”
The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter
Did you see that George Floyd did the Californian Honey Tree
When a man smears chilli sauce on his dick and dick slaps someone with it
Sarah: Oh my god, James gave me a californian firebomb last night
Melissa: How was it?
Sarah: The best thing ever
The most ADHD ginger you’ll ever meet also he flirts with all guys and has a 9 year old lesbian girlfriend
Omg he just flirted with my boyfriend, don’t worry he’s just a Vancey Poo the Californian.
When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain
Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"
The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
The study and science of marijuana plants.
Guy 1: I went to the clam bake and saw a bunch of hippies.
Guy 2: Were they in the study of Californian Botany?