A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.
*Player gets noobtubed*
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................I quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!
A game made by Activison thats a first shooter. The game sucks if you suck at it, This game is fun when you get good at it. The IW Engine was used for the graphics. its developers is Infinity Ward. The weapons are beast and so are the Atachments. The game is extremly addicting like cocaine when it comes to online. The bad thing is that this game can REALLY get to your nerves. In my opinion this game is the BEST shooter game out there! Its worth its price! Go get it and let it Consume your soul.
Call of duty is so addicting that your Daddy is gonna want to start playing..
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A game that started recycling the game a few years ago. This game has a lot of 5-9 year old squeakers that think everyone is hacking. The only games that were not recycled were Advanced Warfare, the Modern Warfare Series, and Black Ops 2 (Campaign xD).
Game : (insert name here) is dominating you!
Squeaker : Wow wut a hacker... WHY IS EVERYONE HACKING OOOHHHH IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Guy : Kid, just leave and never pickup a Call of Duty game ever again.
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This is a famous game series launched by the publishing group Activision and the three subsidiaries called Infinity Ward, Treyarch, and Sledgehammer Studios. Every year, there is a new game that holds new adventures. For example, Advanced Warfare launched a few months ago and there is now futuristic events going on in the storyline AND multiplayer. You receive exo suits and you can double tap A or X (or Space, for you Steam Users) and you will jump higher than any other Call of Duty. This brings a new horizon towards the battlefield. The anticipation towards the next Treyarch game is starting to grow. People are speculating between a Black Ops 3 or a World at War 2. There is also little breaching of gameplay within the community. (Or as you might call it, hacking)
Player 1: I like playing Call of Duty!
Gamer 1: Want to make a party to play against other users and have fun?
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Currently the best form of contraception known to man. It keeps the raping strictly to video games, rather than on the streets because we ALL know that these kids have never seen a real pair of tits before.
Sally: Hey John! Eat my pussy! :D
John: Umm... no... I'm playing call of duty right now, but what's a pussy? :O
Sally: -_- a doughnut...
John: Can you just bring it over? :(
Sally:... fuck you john
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An excellent game with some of the best graphics and gameplay of all time. There are so many intense and fun single player misssions such as the British when you have to hold that bridge. Or as the Soviets when you have to rush the dock at Stalingrad or take that building.
Also has top notch multiplayer.
*Waits patiently for 2 year old DoD zealot to post something about how Call Of Duty sucks*
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A series of games made by Activsion that generally take place in WW2, Producers alternate between Treyarch and Infinity Ward. Treyarch made Call of Duty 3, and World at War. Infinity Ward made Call of Duty, CoD2, and CoD4 (The best of the bunch). Almost as good as sex.
Gamer 1: Wanna play Call of Duty?
Gamer 2: Sure, witch one?
Gamer 1: 4, Duh!
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