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Calum is the biggest cunt you will ever meet. He has the smallest penis. Infact it may be a fanny. He hangs around like a fly and tries to make people irrelevant
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it
Calum: To
Dude: Fuck off you smelly wanker. Go suck some dick
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Someone who is amazingly good looking, talented, has all the things he wants and is the badgers nadgers. woman chase him and cant get enough, dont know why he isnt a celebrity...
Woah, that Calum Rance is the badgers nadgers!
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The saddest boy to live on the earth because he sits inside and plays C.O.D all day
Oh look it's Calum Smith... "hey calum, you comin out" .... "naaa i'm playin C.O.D with mcatee"
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A fat and ugly freak that no one likes and is very insecure and is clinically depressed and wants to buy someone something but they refuse and it’s annoying them
Person1: err that’s Calum Barry
Person2: yeah I know he’s a freak
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Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean
Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality
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