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A person that is welsh, and shits in a pot for a living and gets bullied at school so he has to get home schooled.
also he loves cock up his anus and likes to do a spitroast with boys.
He also plays on xbox for a living and is a fat slooooth.
he is fat and has rips in his jeans because his legs are too obese. and as he lives on benefits they couldnt get any more and they were sold out at the charity shop.
he usually tries to bully people to try and make himself feel better but it just backfires at him and gets a bomb to the face.
also you can add him on xbox Ninja Eu and you can terrorize him, he has more rollbacks than asda and has goofier teeth than the twin towers,
his head is the same shape as a mushroom and has numerous chins with stretch marks, even his eyebrows have rolls. He has hair down to his ballsack as he cant cutt and cant go into a barber as he sticks of shit and he doesnt have a bath.
A welsh person is called calvin
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Someone that is a complete bad ass. Or in other words, a BAMF.
If a Calvinator walked into a packed club, heads would be turned.
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Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.
A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.
alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.
Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"
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being mega-helpful, and generally well-receiving; an abnormally helpful person
guy: "man, we were getting harassed by these randys online, when suddenly this calvin got them booted."
other guy: "ho shit! nice bro!"
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generic word for underwear, from the name "Calvin Klein" in regards to the designer well known for his underwear.
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a person who is very hot, very nice, and very taken; a person who is in need of an apology
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