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This is the question students ask most at school. It's the sound that resonates most each and every session of class at any given school.
Some teachers continue to use the completely outdated response of "I don't know. Can you?"
Any student sick of that crap to the max might stop the class to not only correct themselves, but also to survey the rest of the class via a show of hands to see who else predicted the teacher was going to play the outdated-sense-of-humor card
Can I go to the bathroom?
*Maybe I should ask my Google assistant that question*
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i really need to pee right now
please let me pee, can i go pee yet
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when someone says something wrong, especially after having argued with you insisting that they're right, when proven wrong in front of everyone, the person who proved them wrong uses this phrase and proceeds to swipe or smack their hand across the back of the offender's neck. It should be done in a way to be as publicly humiliating as possible. Note: it is not necessary to actually physically hurt the offender.
"Yo, I swear that New York City is the capital of New York."
"Actually, it's Albany, so can I gets mines?"
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I’m in your room when you said not to.can I help you then.
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It means that you want to have sex with a certain person.
Hey baby can I get a piece of that fine ass!
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When someone says or does something that everyone else considers stupid or embarassing, most of the time, someone will speak up and say "Can I get 'em?" meaning, "Can I get ..." Well, actually, no one really knows what it is we're "getting," but people find it very entertaining to say. And if they're very ghetto, they just might take it a step further and actually swipe their hand across the back of the persons' neck to symbolize them actually "getting" something. And there you have it.
*John runs into a pole accidentally.*
"HAHAHA! Can I get 'em?"
"Dude, I just got rejected by this hottie down the street."
"HAHAHA. Can I get 'em?"
"How do you tie a tie?"
"Uh... can I get 'em?"
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I like you so much that I'm comparing you to a piece of delicious food which I would like to eat. Usually used in reference to sex.
Hey showty, can I get a piece of that fine ass?
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