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Super rare, nearly extinct, all of the others lost their will to live. but an extremely scary creature often found hiding in the shadows eating tea and crumpets.Sends a lot of good memes and is never on her phone when I am because of the 4 hour time difference but um. Yeah she’s a great person and she’s on tinder so hit her up
on this fine Saturday morning Camilla the cannoli snap chatted me in the day time, a rare occurrence
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When a girl pulls a guys uncircumcised penis’s foreskin forward before ejaculation to capture the cum.
When a girl pulls a guys uncircumcised penis’s foreskin before ejaculation to capture the cum.
The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids
Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet
What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar
I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.
Sweet cannoli: unauthentic cannoli filling made by non Sicilian. Also a nickname for a Sicilian with a sweet load.
Vinny you think these cannolis are sweet connolis?
I sucked pualy's sweet cannoli till the filling was gone.
When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)
Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.
Host: Man you're fucked.