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The word Jizz is used to refer to ones sexy spray which is emmited from the end of ones falice (the cum shot shooting out your dong). The word canon here refers to ones falice, penis, nob, dick, cock, dong, pencil, pink flute, weapon of mass destruction (in some cases destraction) and so on, let us not be distracted by theses many words used to refer to ones meat as it where. Henceforth Jizz Canon is a term used to describe the frightfully large male genetalia, of which i myself own, this object is so large that when it emmits its Jizz it fires it with such high pressure through the japs eye, much like a supersoker, that the jizz may actually cause damage to a person or object, the act is viewed as something of a display of male dominance and is also refered to as a sexy explosion.
"Reauri did you hear with your ears how during my sanhurst days i was fast tracked to the rank of brigadier for my impressively immense genitalia, i was then sent to the disagreement in Iraq and my penis was actually used as a canon to blast Iraqi insurgents out of there hiding places, it was called a supersoaker, i tell you i do that this here bell caused the death of Osama Bin Ladin, i stuck him down and your Sergent Wayne King over there dribbled on him apparently it was like napalm"
"Tremendous Sir i have highest gratitude and respect for you and your third leg, i hearby announce that you posses a Jizz Canon"
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Something not accepted by the original creator or it being a spin off
Super sayain 4(Non canon)
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The best ship in Voltron aka Klance. This expression is frequently used by voltron trash to talk about the relationship between Keith Kogayne and Lance Mcclain. Allurance stans can eat my ass bc KICK MY DUDES.
"Do you know where Jeremy Shada is?"
"I'm pretty sure he's trapped in Lauren's basement cuz he revealed that Klance is canon king"
"Hey, have you ever watched Voltron: Legendary Defender?"
"Don't you mean Gaytron: Legendary Homosexuals?"
"Yeahh, Klance is canon king"
Good place to go if u have committed a crime
My boi el chapo liking his new crib in canon city
A prosumer Mini DV camcorder released by Canon on 1998. It is famous for being featured prominently on Nickelodeon's iCarly TV series, and has been nicknamed as the "iCarly Camera" or "iCarly Camcorder".
Have you ever spotted the Canon XL1 camcorder on iCarly?
Obsessed with himself, gets no bitches, tiny penis, has swamp ass, hyphebeast, weak af
Hes a canon nesmith I want to leave.
A butthole which fires bananas
Shove a banana up your ass, push it out so it flies into an awaiting mouth. There you have a banana canon.
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