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A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!
Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.
"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"
The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.
Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.
Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?
Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.
Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun
Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.
The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy1: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
The worst human being alive. She's gross, vile, ugly and nothing about her is attractive. She loves to party and drink alcohol.
Jenna Capri Coombs is ugly, but dayum she can paaaaartyyy!
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Drinking from three Capri-Suns all at once.
Whoa I'm so dehydrated I could do with a Capri-Sun threesome.
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Basically a porn video where a capri sun is present in every frame of the video just watching the actors do the the act
I swear this Capri sun porn is getting out of hand
A glorious drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper
Omg adam I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time