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Term used when a Womans vagina is unkept and uncleansed. Pertaining to a fishy and otherwise untollerable odor.
Related words: funk snatch
I went down on Debbie last night and had to swallow my own puke because of her carp crotch
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Canadian geese that won't leave town in the winter (or have become non-migratory) and deposit their small dog sized green shit all over the grass in the park and other public places. A nuisance, like carp in the water, over-breeding and generally fucking up habitat.
The sky carp set up a turd gauntlet on the bike path.
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Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.
Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.
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Liz: I find this man very attractive, and not Canadian.
Sarah McNasty: Carpe Sexus.
Liz: For sure.
-High five-
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That moment one realizes that life is short, so one must pursue any potential booty call in this life.
Carl: I don't know man, she's hot, but, how do I approach her?
Shad: Bruh, remember the carnal rule of life: Carpe DMs.
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This is the latin for "seize the beer!" and can be used in general conversation.
a: Man... my girlfriend left me!
b: Carpe Ceravisi my friend!
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To seize the drink! To take every opportunity to drink. To live each drinking moment to the fullest.
We can't get any more booze until the liquor store opens... Carpe Drinkem!
When one wakes up with an open can still full of beer... Carpe Drinkem.
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