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Cassie

Often mistaken for a ferret. Always has ratty hair and mouldy cheese in her ears which atracks the neighbour hood mice.

Eww what happened to your hair you look like a Cassie?

by JesusPinappleee December 2, 2011

19πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Cassie

a fat, dirty bitch.

shaped like an oompa loompa.

thinks shes tough but in reality shes half of everyones size and can only run her mouth.
dresses trashy, like she just rolled outta the bed.
friend stealer.
liar.
cheater.
pothead.
immature.
alcoholic.

look at that cassie, acting like she owns the place!

by karmabitch October 4, 2012

16πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Cassie

Derived from the Turkish word kurt kedi, which when translated means "wolf-pussy." Cassie is a negative person who thinks she's really cool even though she is not. She has a bad habit of talking to guys who already have girlfriends, eventhough that guy doesn't know what she is trying to do. A Cassie likes to hang around in a large group so she can be easily camoflauged. When seen out alone a person is immediately drawn to her lazy eye and crooked Central Incisors. If you ever run into this Cassie character you should run in the opposite direction as to not catch anything.

Did you see that girls photo on facebook? She was pulling a total Cassie; you couldn't see her left eye!

SO this Cassie was trying to talk to my boyfriend! That wolf pussy gots to go!

by ocanada20 December 13, 2011

13πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Cassie

One annoying bitch who only talks about herself. Although she has great tits, her constant need for everything to be about herself makes you really bored and you WILL want her to shut up. Although you always have your back for her, she can't say the same. She thinks everyone is out to get her and that demons are chasing her. She tells fake stories about how she saved her dad from 9/11 even though you know it isn't true. She takes the fun out of everything and doesn't ask you how your day was, even if you ask her. Although in love with some jock, she cheated on him twice before and yet she still has him wrapped around her finger.

Cassie is really annoying me and won't stop being a bitch. She doesn't care.

by driphoneipadmac September 23, 2013

9πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Cassie

To reduce an enemy in Dungeons & Dragons to exactly 1 hit point.

"13 points of slashing damage...does that kill it?"
"...so close, man!"
"Oh man, that's the second time I've Cassied something this session!"

by ThatQueerLoser July 20, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Cassie

Rude, ignorant, fat, whore,

Wow she’s a total cassie

by TJSEstealingyoting July 4, 2022

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Cassie

A beautiful young women who should go out with zeke not that stupid fat zach and often lies

Cassie: Hey zeke how about we go to mcdonalds tomarrow
Zeke: Sweet, yeah when
(Next Day)
Cassie: Yeah sry i didnt drive today
Zeke: It's friday we were supposed to go to mcdonalds
Cassie: Yeah i lied
Zeke: Damn Cassie

by L'Z The Godly May 7, 2011

8πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž