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Kisses For Castro - A 4 piece band from Cardiff.
It is widely acknowledged that "KFC's" block-rockin' beats can cure world hunger, defeat terrorism, reduce university fees AND are personally endorsed by Chuck Norris.
Kisses For Castro
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1.A 50/50 rum and coke, with coconut rum and lime juice. Said to have been invented by a guy named Dave from Canada.
2.When someone's drunk and power trippin'
1.Damn I got fucked off crazy castro's last night
2.That bitch got all crazy castro last night. Told her not to have that 7th caesar and she bitch slapped me!
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a boring town full of old white people, rednecks, undercover KKK, annoying rich asians, and not much else.
when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.
don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.
i wish i lived in san leandro or oakland instead, because castro valley is filled with fakers.
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A town in the East Bay affectionately known as Cracker Valley for the massive population of whites and Asians who live in the overpriced homes. Has a reputation for having many undercover KKK members and for producing many wannabe gangsters who would be severely beaten if they ever tried to talk like that in front of someone from Oakland or Richmond. A pretty boring town, Castro Valley wants to be like Piedmont when it comes to being known as a rich kid town and fails rather miserably seeing how nobody outside of the immediate area knows it exists.
Castro Valley kid: Yea, I'm repping da CV! It's harrrd out herre fo a pimp!
Oakland kid: Shut the f**k up.
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Making the other suck the shit off of your dick
Well ass fucking I pulled my dick out and it had shit all over it so I made her suck the shit off.. "Angry Castro" (Like smioking a cigar from Cuba)
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A black hole that forms tumors on your soul and makes you want to eat your own face. Filled with people who can form their own opinions and don’t understand yours. Whose very purpose is to make you want to go to college even more.
i hate myself therefor i'm going back home to castro valley
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When a man is having doggy style sex with a woman facing a window and his buddy sneaks in and without missing a beat they switch off. The man then gets dressed and leaves. And as he leaves tap on the window to get the girls attention and then waves goodbye as he walks off.
Me and my buddy pulled a sneaky castro on my girl last night.
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