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A Catalina Wine Mixer is slang for an unexpected, chaotic, but exciting event.
Used occasionally instead of Boogaloo or Luau
I have my Hawaiian shirt and plate carrier set aside for when the Catalina Wine Mixer really kicks off
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While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.
When we get hawkeye drunk on the whiskey rain, Jim likes to do the Catalina Wine Mixer.
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The most upscale, classy school located in Tucson, Arizona. All of the students have 3.5+ GPAs and take at least 2 AP classes. The best of the best go to CFHS.
"Hey what high school do you go to?"
"Catalina Foothills High School."
"Woah, you must be planing on becoming a doctor or something."
"Yeah, I'm probably cure cancer. No big deal."
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A school in the Catalina Mountians in Tucson, Arizona where almost every kid is spoiled rich and a bitch. They don't care about themselves and most of them are selfish and all live in huge houses and think they're the shit. They're mostly all really skinny and theres A LOT of sluts.
"What school do you go to?"
"Catalina Foothills High School.."
"Oh.. okay bye.
"Why?"
"You're probably a bitch and don't care about anyone but yourself"
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Slang. It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
Hey bro! My girl gave me a Catalina wine mixer last night. Wtf is that?! It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
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catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain
catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell
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A drunken psychopath that storms around his house laughing in a hysterical manner while demanding to see your penis.
“Ahah ahaha lemme see your cock”! “Brah low key your totally the next president of Catalina”