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dont mug yourself. the huns on the third floor are giving it a debriefing as we speak. approach the danger, cause im the motherfucken notorious d r e
gimme back the fucken mug you cocksuckers
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arguably the best team in the NBA. They have been one of the best for many, many years despite the beliefs of some of the idiots on here. They have had some of the best players in NBA history, including Larry Bird, Robert Parish, Kevin McHale, Bill Russel, Ray Allen, Paul Pierce, and Kevin Garnett.
The Boston Celtics has won 17 NBA championships, more than any other team.
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When two people spread their butt cheeks and touch their buttholes together. A very popular sexual adventure in Manhattan IL.
After Ryan Delaney got done bleaching his butthole, he was very excited to touch our buttholes together, marking off Celtic Starfish on our Sex Bingo card.
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The penetration and ejaculation of a penis of someone of Irish Decent.
Aiden McDougal Celtic knotted the young Irish maiden.
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The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.
Woah, I had a Celtic Kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.
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Professional NBA basketball team who has won 17 NBA Championships. Arguably the best team to ever play the game. Known to have some of the greatest players of all-time including Bob Cousey, Larry Bird, Bill Russell, and Robert Parish to name a few. Great from the 50s-80s but began to struggle in the 90s all the way until 2008 (with the exception of the 2001–02 season) when they acquired Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett to build another BIG 3 along with Paul Pierce. Now they are back on top and are ready to rebound from last season and go out and get #18. They are a very respectable team with great ownership and players. There's really no reason to hate them
The Boston Celtics are the SHIT!!!!!
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When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.
Me: I was eating Nora out, and she almost gave me a Celtic Thunder!