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A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
complete perv who preys on freshmen girls and won’t stop asking for nudes no matter how many times you tell him no. he thinks he’s funny but really just creepy and wants nudes and someone girls should stay FAR away from. in reality he’s horny virgin that will fuck anything with a heartbeat and do literally anything to get a sex life
girl- how do I get this guy to stop sendingdick pics and begging for nudes?!?!??
other girl- you can’t he’s cesar just block him
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A dog behaviorist who is on the show "The Dog Whisperer". This guy is crazy good at training dogs. Except he doesn't really train the dogs...he trains the dogs' owners to stop spoiling the dogs so freaking much.
person 1: I should call up Cesar Millan and ask him to train my dog to stop ripping people's faces off.
person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.
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The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag
If she does not she will have failed the check
That girl looks hot in a ballgag- she definatly passes the Cesars Criterium
A guy who wears a tux and is most likely queer (Aroace Cesar headcanoners anyone?). Also appears in Alex Kister's series The Mandela Catalogue both volumes 1&3, he does kind of make an appearance in volume 2 but only in a second or sum.
Wanna know more abt Cesar Torres? Then get yo ass to his wiki
At first glance, you may just see a short Latino man. However, Cesar Bueno is more than that, he is also nasty on the sticks dawg. After fucking up all his competition on the main stage, he was later noticed as the best Call of Duty player under 5'4" with an abnormally large cock. Some may say Cesar has the best ICR shot in the game, but that's an understatement, considering his 3.83 K/D Ratio in multiple game modes. Cesar Bueno is someone who you always want on your team, if he's not, you might as well just quit.
Crimsix: "Optic is the best team in the league right now."
Brack: "We have Cesar Bueno though."
Crimsix: "Oh Fuck."
A Cesar Salad is a term used when referring to a person who eats a vagina salad and a butt hole salad in the same sitting.
Comprehensive crotch region eat out.
Butt Eater
I was so horny I literally ate her entire Cesar Salad.
OMG, Mathew ate my Cesar Salad like a never ending salad buffet.
I was feeling a little kinky so I ordered the Cesar Salad.
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