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When someone does a very bad smelling fart -radioactive beans specifically- this fart could knock out a whole crowd
Guy 1:Ewwww it stinks
Guy 2:sorry I farted
Guy 1:Chernobyl bean ass
A deep fixed fascination or cogitabund of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, its incident and the results of its significance.
“I think the entire chernobyl experience is fascinating for me”
A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
Look out for out for the girl with the Chernobyl experiment she's got a clinker
This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.