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A so-called 'singer' from Girls Aloud who spends 50% of the time gushing to the glossy mags about her skank of an ex husband, and the other 50% miming on stage and telling other people they can't sing, all whilst calling it a career.
Chocolate teapot, ashtray on a motorbike, concrete parachute, Cheryl Cole.
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A hot woman who is married to a prick. She is a member of Girls Aloud and loves to get it on with guys like me.
Dan: I banged Cheryl Cole last night boys
Gary: Meh.. I prefer that other X Factor judging babe
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used to define 2 people who are way better than you. you can define the people like the cool jocks at your school you can call them trisha and cheryl. it is also used for people who hate their siblings in a loving way.
"Woah, you're such a jock!"
"Well, you're a Trisha and Cheryl.."
"I hate my sister.."
"You're totally a Trisha and Cheryl."
Calculated ice-queen with a perfect, careless facade that had been put in place practically since birth, but began cracking at the edges, since the dead of her beloved brother, Jason.
Head Bitch In Charge, Captain of the River Vixens and a very, very intelligent falme-haired queen with a crimson red lipstick on.
SOME OF HER BEST LINES:
"Hi, I'm Cheryl Blossom, aka Cheryl Bombshell, which means I need no reasons - I simply am. Feel free to tremble."
"Did you really think that you could have a party without inviting moi?"
And lots and lots of other amazing quotes, because she's a queen.
She's bisexual, dates Toni Topaz, but secretly loves Veronica Lodge. Oh, and loves setting houses on fire!
Follow my Instagram; @FascistSerpent. I'm the best Cheryl Blossom roleplayer, ever.
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This girl is strong. She has the spirit of something that can over power anything. She’s one of the most gorgeous girls alive. They don’t seem much at first but they end up blossoming. She has a great caring heart. She is very loyal and trustworthy when she opens up to you. She scared of who she is and people she lets into her heart. She only trust a few. She usually has blue eye like no other. Her eyes are told to be her power.She doesn’t know how compelling her beauty is. If you win her heart in any way, keep it and don’t lose her trust, it will be a big regret. Her heart is truly as beautiful as her but she doesn’t show it. She only shows her power and strength. Don’t underestimate her or you’ll regret it. She also love to laugh. Hard to get.
You’d be lucky to carry a Cheryl Ann’s heart
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The evil red headed bitch who had no idea she was a drug heiress
Oh shit she's pulling a Cheryl blossom
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A person that beats up/attacks bathroom attendants.
Cheryl Cole beat up a bathroom attendant and got away with it. True Fact!
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