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When a girl shits on a guys dick then he stick's it in her ass the shit is the chili the dick is the dog and the ass is the bun!
Keirsten gave Chad a chili dog last night and he gave her a creampie afterwards!
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1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.
I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass
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When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.
Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.
A fabrication or lie created for the purposes of creating false excitement or fervor.
"I got a leaked version of the new Guns 'N' Roses CD!"
"Dude, you're not feeding me a bowl of prosperous chili, are you?"
When banging a chic on her period, then proceeding to collect the mix of blood and cemen then shit in it to resemble meat, then making her eat it.
After I found out she was on her period, I made her some chili salsa to have after.
When you are engaged in a the art of the "69" sexual position, and the girl on top decides to drop a steaming load all over your face.
That 69 was magical, until I was abruptly fed a chili supper.
(v): The act of resorting to using plastic wrap as a condom. When the opportunity to have sex with a girl presents itself, a guy will take what ever measures necessary to complete the task. This includes the chili wrap.
Guy 1 : “Hey man, I'm about to bang this chick but I don’t have a condom.”
Guy 2 : “Don’t trip. I have some plastic wrap in the kitchen..you’ll have to ”chili wrap” your shit tonight.”