One who believes only what he is told without ascertaing actual factual evidence noob conspiracy theorist
He read the earth was flat after seeing pictures of the globe. He was the Ultima Chimichanga
A person that perceives their surroundings as an infinite ploom of color and desires a LOT of baked goods. They tend to enjoy Adele and eating chocolate chip infused pumpkin bread. This type of person inserts terms like " pish posh, toothbrushing, and you're being a cotton headed ninny muggins!" most frequently. They only correspond through telegrams and handcrafted letters flown by the elite species of pigeon.
"Hey Bill!"
"Are you going to go toothbrushing today?"
"i dont know. whoa, is that a chimichanga?!"
"BY GOD IT IS!!!!!!!!"