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When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.
Ling Ling gave Sharkiesha a Chinese Pancake.
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The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.
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When your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth.
After that spicy lunch, I had to run to the bathroom for a Chinese Volcano.
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Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.
"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"
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THE spot in flushing to buy cheap chow-fun and lo mein for $1.50 and $1.25, respectively.
Other notable products include one-dollar chicken sticks and steamed buns.
Flushing residents often eat here, conveniently located on Main Street, when they are low on money.
Person 1: Boy i'm hungry.
Person 2: What do you wanna eat?
Person 1: uh.. I only have 4 dollars
Person 2: Perfect, let's go get some chinese spot
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Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.
This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.
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Someone who like their own statuses on Facebook.
Dude you liked your own status, ya Chinese bicycle
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