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A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.
On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.
My friend gave me such a Chipmunk gift this year. She bought me a CD by HER favorite group and then asked to copy it because she's too cheap to buy her own CD AND a present for me.
That back bedroom at my mom's house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?
My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?
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Looking like a chipmunk, particularly just after wisdom teeth extraction.
Jenny's looking particularly chipmunk-eresque after having her wisdom teeth taken out!
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Similar to a plot bunny, except that it is an idea for a story that gnaws at your ankles instead of bouncing around in your head.
So I had a plotbunny for a jetshipping fic, but I thought about it so much that it became a plot chipmunk.
Chipmunk Effect is a term used to describe the moment just before you ejaculate and a completely random thought runs through your head. This term came to use after discussing that moment in question and Christopher Scurr of Whitehaven, Cumbria said:
Oh, you mean like when you're proper going for it and then you're like 'AHH CHIPMUNKS!'
Hence, Chipmunk Effect
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When your girl teabags your ballsack and pushes your nuts into her cheeks, looking like a stuffed chipmunk, then proceeds to nibble on your sack with her rodent-like buckteeth.
Damn that girl left a scar when she angry chipmunked me last night.
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Three cute little chipmunks with really squeaky voices who sing for a living and are raised by David Seville, who acts as their father. The ringleader, Alvin, always enjoys annoying everyone around him.
I really love the Alvin and the Chipmunks song "Alvin for President". It's so funny, and he could do a better job than Bush.
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A frozen chipmunk, performed unskillfully or with crushed ice. May be extremely unpleasant, embarrassing and possibly deadly.
Being March 14th, ,my girl was into the idea of the frozen chipmunk. Thinking she might be getting tired I looked down to discover that she was now performing the choking chipmunk. So much for that idea. A quick heimlich and a thousand sorrys later and she still wont hear about trying it again.
Maybe next year...
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