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When you order Chipotle for pickup and the poor schmucks who stand in line mug the fuck out of you.
I would love to pick up food for ya man but I don't want to be subjected to Chipotle Rage.
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Taking a car, bus or walk to the nearest Chipotle restaurant so that you can chill with your friends while eating, one of the greatest creations of all time, a Chipotle steak burrito.
You: Hey do you wanna do a quick chipotle run im starving!
Friend: Of course i do chipotle has the best burritos in human history!
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some symptoms include :
Diarrhea
Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes
Heartburn
Nausea
Excessive vomiting
You take a visit to the doctor after going to your favorite Mexican hot spot.
Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!
The ailment that affects half the population of the world. It usually occurs 30-45 minutes after ingestion, and may take a few days to clear up.
Bob has chipotle butt, so he can't make it to the concert.
The slightly spicy yet woodsy aroma of a scrotum near the nostrils of an unsuspecting recipient.
I was sleeping deeply until the smell of a chipotle scrotum krept into my slumbering nostils!
A soggy fetus that gets carried in rocket league
You’re trash it’s almost like you’re a tiny chipotle
When you stuff your face past the full point with Chipotle food.
OMG, I've got such bad Chipotle Bloat.
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