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An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.
*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"
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an exclamition of complete surprise, can be used instead OMG or some other thing you say when your surprised
Random: Yes i got an A, fuck yeah!
Random 2: Jesus Christ on a bike i got a D+
Random: Stupid gimp
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An expression when multiple things go awry at once.
I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!
An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.
My sister to her husband-
"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."
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This refers to Jeus being healthy in a comical way.
Jesus Christ on rye, that was a cool crash.
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Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.
" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"
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basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit
"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"
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