chuff nugget

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks

"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"

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pedigree chuff

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.

"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"

Snickle Chuff

To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting

"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"

chuff cake

An ironically bad insult that is aimed at another individual for humourous reasons. Usually this word is used to relate to an idiotic/stupid person.

e.g. 'Stop stealing my chips you chuff cake!'

e.g. 'Stop spilling your juices on me you chuff cake'

chuff box

An anus with a thick surrounding of pubic hair, usually sweaty.

John's chuff box is really smelly

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Chuff Chainsaw

Slang for the male reproductive organs. A penis.

To be inserted in a chuff.

"Oh 'eck, I'd say you want a go of the Chuff Chainsaw?"

"I pushed a bookshelf on him and then gave him a go of my Chuff Chainsaw"

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up the chuff

up the bottom (like what gay men do)

That man has his winky up that other mans windward passage! Let's call this act "going up the chuff"

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