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I caught the clap off some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like a busted pipe
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The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.
Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"
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damn you got clapped, i told you not to fight that big ass nigga
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to be shot
"I Pack That Thang Too, So He Come Around This Way, He Will Get Clapped"
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Slang term for someone who’s very very ugly, and won’t ever get laid because of this.
Dag: Ewwww what the fuck is that thing?
Brit: Oh that creature is called jazzy, they’re fucking clapped and broke
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A nickname for gonorrhea, an STD.
Origins:
The clap got its nickname from the methods of treating gonorrhea on the war front. This painful way of treatment involved two soldiers holding their comrade's arms, two soldiers holding their comrade's legs, and one soldier "clapping" his hands on the comrade's penis, discharging the fluid.
"Did you hear what Steve caught from me?"
"Yeah, the clap."
"No... I had herpes. He has the clap!?"
"Yeah... hey, now you have the clap, too!"
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