clocking

verb.

The act of tampering with the odometer of a vehicle to make it appear that the vehicle has not travelled as far as it really has. This tactic is often employed to sell a vehicle for more than it is actually worth.

Dan bought his car from a shonky dealer. I told him that the car had probably been clocked, but he had no idea what clocking was. He's fucked if the rego inspector picks up on it.

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clock

the thing that rings on the hour showing a woman when its time to fuck

BITCH its its 4 o-clock time for fucking

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clock in/clock out

verb: to finish something very quickly and efficiently

So did you ever get with amanda yesterday?

Ya man, but her dad was on the way home so i had to clock in/clock out.

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Clock

The act of hitting or attacking someone or some group. Term originated in South Central Los Angeles by the Crips gang. To clock meant to wage gang warfare "around the clock" i.e. 24/7 on your enemies.

" Damn we clocked them "sissies" (Rolling 60's) nonstop".

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clocked

To be called out on what you're trying to hide.

Say a tranny's walking down Polk St. and you notice some five o'clock shadow and you're all "tranny, PLEASE!" And thusly, said tranny is CLOCKED.

Alternate forms: Clock; clockage; clockable; clock-worthy; clock around the clock

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Clocking

Clocking is the sexual technique of inserting one's penis inside a vagina and rotating it around like a clock. There are three main speeds, based on the three hands of a clock, the fastest being one rotation per minute, representing the seconds hand. The second fastest is one rotation per hour, representing the hour hand, and the slowest is one rotation per day, representing the hour hand which completes a rotation in 12 hours. Two of these rotations can be done within 24 hours, though one is done during the day and one is done during the night.

"I am clocking your mother in my bedroom tonight, Mohammad." said Abbad while chopping his goat.

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Clocked

Saying something is clocked is just a way to say it's old or boring

No cap, (insert something boring) is kinda clocked

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