Colby is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He may be a little crazy but you'll love him. He has an amazing personality and an extremely adorable personality. He's the best person that you will ever meet. If you find a Colby make sure to keep him.
I couldn't find a good boyfriend until I met a Colby
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Often shouted in CS:GO after throwing a grenade and killing an opponent. Likewise you can shout "COLBY" after making a shot in basketball, or any other sport for that matter.
*shoots paper ball in to trash* *makes it* "COLBY"
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A bitch that only talk to you because he wants nudes
Colby is a man hoe
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A fucking cheater, who doesnβt care about anyoneβs fucking feelings. He goes around hugging other bitches whenever he has a girlfriend. Like wtf who does that??? Especially after I told him personal shit! Well if you ever date a fucking Colby then ur a fucking dumbass cause heβs just gonna break ur heart, tear it in half, rip it to shred, slap you in the face with it and then burn it til itβs fucking dead!
Friend: oh hey did you see Colby today.
Me: yeah he was fucking the entire school.
Friend: told you so
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Just a fucking retard with no insulin. He rages while playing fucking call of duty and just makes the dumbest noises possible when he can't think of a comeback.
John: who has diabetes?
Steve: fucking Colby you stupid fuck
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Colby's are realtors that usually enjoy driving around new housing developments in red "pickups". They typically follow little kids and women telling them their name is boots. They love to read women romance books and shower with their swim trunks on! Every Colby must do at least 5 douche things each day. They typically learn everything from papa.
Papa: "good morning Colby"
Colby's response. "Go eat a fat cock."
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