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collie is an amazing girl who will never fail to make you smile. she loves hanging out with friends and has two dogs named ruby and Murray. we hang out a lot bc we are both part of ur ducky got big botox. btw my name is mav and coli is my bsf. so overall she is super nice and we are halloween weirdos. ok idk why I'm doing this but yk YOLO k I'm done hahah
collie is an amazing person and we love her hahah
She's a one hot ass lady. She's picky, slim and healthy. She got gorgeous eyes, hair and body. Girls "die" of jealousy to be her and guys "die" to have her. Shes feisty, outrageous, attractive and very +18 content sexual. Shes into everything. She wants what she wants, she deserves what she deserves and no one can tell her no and bugging her way. She was the talk of the city, school and pretty much everywhere she steps foot in. You need a girl like Collie in your life. Shes honestly the most trust worthy person in the universe. Step to have a healthy&happy life is to get a Collie!! Goodluck.
Your friends: Have you seen her?
Me: Who?
You friends: That hot jucier girl, Collie!!!
Me: N-
Collie walks past
Your friends&Me: Dayyummmmmm *heart throbs*
When you get turned on by turning your spouse / partner on.
Male's are usually more prone to 'The Colly effect'.
Collying (or to colly) is done when you arrange an event/night out etc and someone who has agreed to go bails last minute with a poor excuse that you can't challenge, usually you'll get a pre bail text, and normally it's the same person in your group of friends.
Me "You still coming out tonight or are you Collying us again"
Him "yeah probably, I'll have to let you know"
Me "What do you mean probably?"
Him "well I'm trying to sort a babysitter out"
Me "Don't Colly me"
**20 mins later**
Him "Really sorry mate gonna have to let you down tonight can't get someone to look after the kids" or some equally weak excuse