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Climbing a pine tree as high as you can until it breaks, and then falling off with the top of the tree.
represent colorado by colorado-ing a tree in your state.
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The act of urinating into someone's hat and then placing it upon their head. Dousing them in your urine, mimiking a downpoar of rain.
"He slowly squeezed his bladder. The urine flow dribbled out his untamed urethra and splashed the hat with it's mighty yellow ferocity. He quickly set the drenched urine soaked headwear upon her soft, conditioned hair.
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.
"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"
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The type of car you would expect to see dropping kids off to a soccer game but instead will tear the door off a porsche 911. The mighty 4jj1 engine will easily reach 500,000km with the only weak part of the car being the cvs and steering arm , which are weaker than a 9 year olds arm.
V8 owner: "Yo look at this lil bitch i would smash him in a race"
RC Colorado owner: *blows doors off v8*
V8 owner: *cricket noises*
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The Art Of Defecating On Your Lovers Chest While Having Sex In The Snow
While Have Sex Out Side In The Snow John Decided To Warm His Partners Chest With A Colorado Steamer There For Doing His Version of The Cleavland Steamer In The Rocky Mountains In COLORADO
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when you throw hands against a mountain lion
"Hey Bob, did you hear about the Colorado streetfight last February? Dude choked-out a mountain lion!"
When you’ve snowboarding all day and your toes are cold so you drop a log in each boot to keep warm.
Luke and I got stuck up on nipple from some avi danger so we preformed Colorado Steamboot to keep warm.
When you shit out of an upper floor window or balcony and the shit freezes before it hits the ground.
Dude, I landed a Colorado Brick on that BMW in front of the hotel.